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[27 Apr 2003|05:09pm] i'm backeeee whackeeeeey! 9 comments | post comment | disclaimer

And my empire continues to grow... [09 Feb 2003|09:47pm] [ mood | tired ] Member count is up to 13. Or, maybe 14, cause don't married people come in pairs? I say, if the hubby joins, the wife comes along with the package. With that said, my list so far is: stinky1half britney_jean t_lucca _adriana_lima_ sex_tina jen__love fumanchriso and the wifey d_raabe cause I said. avril_2_lavigne j_l_bass sexybabyd24 fallin_keys nat__portman airboyac Now, your duties are to spread the word of Adam. That is all for now. I might have more instructions for you at a later time. Thank you and goodnight. 3 comments | post comment | disclaimer

Wow. [05 Feb 2003|11:08pm] [ mood | bouncy ] [ music | Jimmy Fallon - Idiot Boyfriend ] New faces all over the place. I'm scared for my life. No, not really. I kid. I'll get you folks all added soon. I'm old, I'll get there when I can. Ok? Thanks. So, where have I been? I slipped and fell on an ice patch, knocked my head, and I've been in a comatose state for almost a month. But, I'm all better now. Occasional outbursts and I sometimes forget my name, but it's all good. I do remember I was going to build an empire. The Sandler Empire. Yes. Member count is as follows... stinky1half britney_jean t_lucca And then, of course, there's me. So, who else wants in? And yes, Justin, you can meet the talking goat. 13 comments | post comment | disclaimer

[12 Jan 2003|03:04am] [ mood | crazy ] I caught SNL tonight. Made me think about the "good old days" with Farley, Meadows, Schneider, Spade, and everyone else. Man, those were some fun times. I miss it. But, anyway, yeah, saw SNL and I just would like to say, for the record, I was funnier! Jimmay should be fired! You call that comedy? Lorne needs to give me my job back. DOWN WITH FALLON! I'm building an empire. The Sandler Empire! We'll take over the WORLD! No, wait... the entire UNIVERSE! Those not with us will be persecuted and sentenced to... death by Mad TV! SE folks... Sandler Empire, learn it, use it, love it. Now go spread the word of the Sandman while I go to bed. I expect to see many followers in the morning. 5 comments | post comment | disclaimer

Where the hell have I been? [23 Dec 2002|08:58am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus ] The President is here now? Nice. Too bad I voted Gore. Hi there, Mr. President, sir, how ya doin'? So, where did I disappear to? Well... I've got this problem with remembering... doctor says my brain is too small, I forget things real easy. It's nothing big, but any of you ladies out there that are making that little "awww" sound that I know a lot of you like to make, come and make the sandman a little happier. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. My door is always open. Just gotta knock. Ok, I'm kidding about the brain thing, but it was a nice try, right? Ladies? No? Oh well. You folks have a good day now. 25 comments | post comment | disclaimer

And now, I feel old [09 Dec 2002|03:33am] [ mood | tired ] You said your birthday is 9 / 9 / 1966 which means you are 36 years old (yeah, thanks for pointing that out MORON!) When these toys and games were first showing up under Christmas Trees all over the U.S. your age was: Hot Wheels: 2 Nerf Balls: 4 Home Pong: 9 Lego Technic range: 11 Rubik's Cube: 14 Cabbage Patch Kids: 17 Transformers: 18 Koosh ball: 21 Nintendo Game Boy: 23 Super Soaker: 25 K'NEX: 26 Tickle Me Elmo: 30 Furby: 32 And these these toys and games had been around for more than this many years before your first Christmas: (What first Christmas?) Crayola Crayons: 63 Tinker Toys: 53 Madame Alexander Dolls: 43 Duncan Yo-Yo: 37 Monopoly board game: 31 View-Master: 27 Golden Books: 24 Slinky: 20 Clue: 17 Silly Putty: 16 Mr. Potato Head: 14 Uncle Milton Ant Farms: 10 Hula Hoop: 9 Barbie Doll: 7 Etch-A-Sketch: 6 Easy-Bake Oven: 3 G.I. Joe: 2 Interesting, no? Got it from here. I'm gonna go cuddle with Meatball. He's the only one that loves me no matter how old I am. Although, he does breath loudly in my ear, his breath stinks, he eats my food, and he hogs the covers. Hey, kind of like my ex girlfriend! And by request... ( Yes, it's that time again folks... ) And, with that, I bid you all goodnight! 5 comments | post comment | disclaimer

You watch TV tomorrow... [26 Nov 2002|10:15pm] [ mood | busy ] You watch TV and you watch MTV. You watch TRL, I will be there. Love me. Watch me on TV. I will be happy. Maybe give you candy. Gotta run. Gotta go. Catch ya later. 1 comment | post comment | disclaimer

Turkey for me, turkey for you, let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe... [25 Nov 2002|06:25am] [ mood | awake ] Hey everybody, just wanted to say hello. So... hello. Make sure you go and see Eight Crazy Nights on Wednesday. Please go. Please make me a happy man. Please tell all your friends to go see it, too. Meatball and I need you to see it. If you don't go see it, The Meat and I will have to send you a nice chunk of dog poo in a brown paper bag. Do not test the Sandman. The Sandman tells no lies. Thank you. Goodbye. 1 comment | post comment | disclaimer

It's a well known fact that first posts suck... [20 Nov 2002|11:31pm] [ mood | amused ] So why don't we just pretend that this is my 2nd post. Everybody is happy, everybody comments. And I'm happy because everybody is happy. Sound good to you? Good, now SHUT UP and comment. Have a nice day now. 12 comments | post comment | disclaimer

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